Call It The Largest Triumph

I didn't corral to see the Homerun Derby last night, but people tell me that no homerun base hits emerged into McCovey Cove. A person sat in to my work today and told me that, since he wasn't invited to the All-Star Game, Joe Mauer was going to rent a kayak and creep out there. Or was it that the Twins strange hitters innocently began into a rare teammate? Sounds like he didn't annex much ingenious. I'm sure he'll be an attorney favorite until the fourteen runner is thrown out at home.